John Waters’ Cry-Baby (1990)
Matthew proving that he can act in Spanish at “El Hormiguero MX”.
"¿Qué haces tú aquí en la cocina? Es medianoche."/" What are you doing here in the kitchen? It’s midnight.”
This may be my favorite gifset on all of Tumblr. <3
Nicole Richie filling out an online dating profile for her friend Erin.
"We went on one date, I met her at the post office, we had a coffee. I wasn’t interested in pursuing things further, I told her that, very clearly. I started receiving phone calls, facebook messages, texts, e-mails, she showed up at my house. I made it clear to her that her advances were unwanted, and then I began receiving threats. I changed my phone number, my e-mail account and I moved. Twice. Each time she found me. When I started dating my current girlfriend, Angela, she showed up at Atlantic City where we had gone for the weekend. She left notes on my car, she threw trash on my lawn, she left voice-mails yelling about how I wasn’t helping enough with the dog. I don’t even have a dog. And then she threatened to strangle Angela, that’s when I got a restraining order. We found a home-made explosive device under Angela’s car."
WHAT NO STOP TOO MUCH TALENT
So much fun, I have friends scribble things for me so I can do the same!
"What the hell happened to us?
What happened to the American Dream?”
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I finally got paid today and this is how I feel.
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